Humor Me

My boys never fail to humor me each day! I've been trying to write down the funny things they say, and record some of their toddler logic. Here are some of the recent conversations:

Mom: (after finding a fossilized booger on the wall next to the toddler table) "David, how do you think that booger got stuck to the wall?"
David: " I think Daddy put it there last night"
Mom: "Righttttt..."

David: (pointing to a 10 ft tall Christmas tree in the tree lot) "That tree is almost tall as my daddy"

James: (pointing to a dead cockroach along the baseboards) "Pet it?" (Yes, he was asking to pet the dead roach)

David: (while wearing his bug jammies) "Mom, we need to call the pest control"
Mom: "Why do we need to?"
David: "Because I have bugs ALL over me! Haha!"
Mom: LOL

Here are some random unexpected phrases from James. He's REALLY been talking a lot more lately...

- "Hulk smash, Hulk smash Thor"
- "I spy something. I spy something...Buddy Bucks!"
- "Turn here, Mommy" (while at intersection)


I'm so thankful for my boys! They really do make each day an adventure!